OPEN HP AU POST

[reluctant10th]

YOU'RE ALL IN THE GREAT HALL BECAUSE

REASONS.

MAYBE THERE'S A PAPER MONSTER TERRORIZING THE HALLS AND THE PROFESSORS HAVE ALL GONE OUT TO STOP IT WHO KNOWS

WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE STUCK HERE TILL MORNING

so what are you doing? are you taking advantage of the professors' absence and having broom races, or are you working on that super important potions assignment and crying tears of frustration because your cauldron's bottom is too thin and your potion has eaten through it and the floor (and you only have yourself to blame for that. CAULDRON BOTTOMS ARE IMPORTANT!!! you should have all listened to Percy).

(OR MAYBE YOU'RE ONE OF THE PROFESSORS, coming back for a break except now you have to stop children from summoning after paper monster (HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON ALREADY?))

whatever it is, it is surely adding to the chaos.